Clips of me doing Stand-up

Chaos

Don’t Waste Your Money on a Birthing Class

I Vomited on an Airplane. Re-live it with Me.

 

Ray says:

Patrice said you had it.
He was right.

sally says:

HA! I had to live through crossing from Crete to Santorini in high speed catamaran when the weather changed from good to BAD.  Huge waves and every. single. other. person on the boat was throwing up (I used my jedi knight powers not to).  I couldn’t get my Ipod loud enough to drown out the sound but, thankfully, those little barf bags did do a surprisingly good job of masking the smell.  The staff just walked around offering new bags to people like one of the waitresses from the 50′s “cigarettes, cigars…cigarettes, cigars….barf bag?”.  I can sympathize with you….but I laughed at your story.  I shouldn’t be watching/reading this stuff at work, people are looking at me funny.  Do you have plans to bring your stand-up back to Canada?

Keaton Kuntz says:

I’m a soon to be dad, my wife and I are expecting a little girl in a couple of days, I’m sacred shitless. Going through your site just gave me a little boost of joy with a little less shit, I’m glad a Dad is out there that can show new dads its going to be tough but your going to have fun and make sure to laugh once in a while, at your self, your kids, and everything that comes with raising a human being.

Thanks, Keaton