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I Vomited on an Airplane. Re-live it with Me.


I'm a contributing writer to Parents Magazine, GQ, Psychology Today and some others. My book, "This is Ridiculous. This is Amazing: Parenthood in 71 Lists" is available here Look for two more books in 2015: "Must. Push. Buttons (Bloomsbury Kids), and an as-of-yet untitled memoir I’ve appeared on Comedy Central’s “Live at Gotham” and “Nick Mom’s Night Out." I live in New Jersey with my wife and two sons and enjoy making them laugh more than anyone else.

4 comments On Old Stand-up Clips

  • Patrice said you had it.
    He was right.

  • HA! I had to live through crossing from Crete to Santorini in high speed catamaran when the weather changed from good to BAD.  Huge waves and every. single. other. person on the boat was throwing up (I used my jedi knight powers not to).  I couldn’t get my Ipod loud enough to drown out the sound but, thankfully, those little barf bags did do a surprisingly good job of masking the smell.  The staff just walked around offering new bags to people like one of the waitresses from the 50’s “cigarettes, cigars…cigarettes, cigars….barf bag?”.  I can sympathize with you….but I laughed at your story.  I shouldn’t be watching/reading this stuff at work, people are looking at me funny.  Do you have plans to bring your stand-up back to Canada?

  • I’m a soon to be dad, my wife and I are expecting a little girl in a couple of days, I’m sacred shitless. Going through your site just gave me a little boost of joy with a little less shit, I’m glad a Dad is out there that can show new dads its going to be tough but your going to have fun and make sure to laugh once in a while, at your self, your kids, and everything that comes with raising a human being.

    Thanks, Keaton

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