This Thanksgiving, Let’s Toast to…

This is an odd time of year. Women begin to inexplicably place gourds throughout the house and the Internet is abuzz with demands that we put flightless birds in seasoning socks and roast them upside down. It’s also a stressful time of year. I can hear the entire country yelling, “I thought we had a gravy boat!” and “Apparently aunt Jackie is bringing uncle Walt with her. Can you check if CVS carries hemorrhoid donuts?”
All the chaos makes it tragically easy for us to forget about our year-round favorite food: Toast.

A Bonus Clip Show

For those of you that recently started reading 365, here’s a curated list of 10 of my favorite entries about kids/family. Also, thanks for joining the “fan” page. Enjoy. Texts From Last Night Bubonicness And, They’re Asleep Dad, What’s Your Policy on Machine Guns? Stop Crying! Do You Need a Break? Scared Straight Scooby Doo