Sometimes when our matriarch grows weary of repeating herself, she makes a sign. That way, it’s impossible for us to misunderstand her intentions. Here are some of my favorites. Feel free to use them on your own husband, wife, lover, partner, child, dog, ferret, etc.
Despite many friendly requests for me to stop, I continue to use the wrong milk on my cereal. You see, sometimes we have multiple cartons in the refrigerator, and occasionally I ignore the one that’s already open so as to experience the joy of tasting pure, fresh, cold, crisp, new milk on my 9pm bowl of Marshmallow Oaties.