Drunk Talk

I vaguely recall those nights—drunk as the wind, regaling a sober friend of my ridiculously enthusiastic opinions about inane topics, my self awareness blinded by chemical confidence—my sounding board sitting there, forced to smile and agree, all the while hatching an escape plan. Now that I don’t drink (seven years), and am frequently in that[…]

Day 319: Self-help Advice from a 2 year old

Challenge yourself every day. Try climbing the stairs carrying two soccer balls while wearing your father’s shoes. Remember, failure IS an option. De-clutter! Start by throwing all your dishes in the garbage. After that I suggest toothbrushes and important paper work. Pee on the floor and stomp in it like a puddle. You’ll be shocked[…]

Day 311: Some Baby Names

Here are some baby names I think people are over looking. I hope this helps steer some of you expectant parents in the right direction. Boys Eleven Turkey (Turk) God, Zeus, Dio, or Sting Farnsworth (personal fav) The Edge (clearly there aren’t enough names with “the” in front of them) The Boss (case in point)[…]