Day 279: The Stand-up Drug

Thinking in terms of achievement and legitimacy, instead of creativity and growth, earns any “artist” a one-way ticket on the bitter bus to Hacktown. Lately, I’ve wanted to be booked on shows for approval and acceptance, rather than the opportunity to perform. I’ve taken it as a sign to perhaps accept stand-up’s persistent pleas to change its[…]

Day 128: Oui Montreal!

This is a great city with a nice self consciously European vibe. They have bikes you can rent! I won’t be doing it because I’m afraid, but the idea is great. I would love to see something like that in Manhattan so the psychos could dismantle the bikes and turn their parts into weapons. Montreal really wants[…]