46 Reasons My Three Year Old Might be Freaking Out

Some of these are total guesses. Educated guesses, but guesses nonetheless. Seems like it’s hard being a kid.

His sock is on wrong.

His lip tastes salty.

His shirt has a tag on it.

The car seat is weird.

He’s hungry, but can’t remember the word “hungry.”

Someone touched his knee.

He’s not allowed in the oven.

I picked out the wrong pants.

His brother looked at him.

His brother didn’t look at him.

His hair is heavy.

We don’t understand what he said.

He doesn’t want to get out of the car.

He wants to get out of the car by himself.

The iPad has a password.

His sleeve is touching his thumb.

He doesn’t understand how popsicles are made.

The inside of his nose stinks.

Chicken is gross.

A balloon he got six months ago is missing.

A puzzle piece won’t fit in upside down.

I gave him the wrong blue crayon.

The gummi vitamin is too firm.

Netflix is slow.

He jumped off the sofa and we weren’t watching.

He’s not allowed to touch fire.

Everything is wrong with his coat.

There’s a dog within a 70 mile radius.

A shoe should fit either foot.

I asked him a question.

His brother is talking.

He can’t lift a pumpkin.

He can’t have my keys.

The cat is in his way.

The cat won’t let him touch its eyeball.

The inside of his cheek feels rough.

Things take too long to cook.

He has too much food in his mouth.

He sneezed.

He doesn’t know how to type.

The DustBuster is going to eat him.

His mom is taking a shower.

Someone knocked over his tower.

He got powdered sugar on his pants.

The yogurt won’t stay on his spoon.

EVERYTHING IS TOO HOT.

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Corinne says:

I usually do not drop many remarks, however i did a few searching and wound up here 46 Reasons My Three Year
Old Might be Freaking Out — Jason Good. And I actually
do have a couple of questions for you if it’s allright. Could it be only me or does
it look like a few of the comments appear like they are left by brain dead visitors?
:-P And, if you are posting on additional places, I’d like to keep up with everything new you have to post.
Would you make a list of every one of your shared pages like
your Facebook page, twitter feed, or linkedin profile?

the observant Marcel Proust claimed that the true journey of
discovery consists not in new landscapes, but rather in having new eyes.
Thank you very much for opening mine.

crazymama says:

Hilarious and accurate. I have a 3 year old who has been diagnosed at the mild end of the autism spectrum and I regularly re-read this to remind myself that some of his quirks and tantrums are just him being a normal three year old! Even though the behavior can be frustrating it’s comforting to know he’s just being a kid!

Emily says:

All of the above, none of the above, the opposite of each of the above and everything in between. YES.

I have relished every single word. Who said writing was a lost art?

Undeniably believe that which you said. Your favorite reason
seemed to be on the internet the simplest thing to be aware of.

I say to you, I definitely get annoyed while people think about worries that they
plainly don’t know about. You managed to hit the nail upon the top and also defined out the whole thing without having side effect , people can take a signal. Will likely be back to get more. Thanks

Anonymous says:

Did your 3 year old just type that?

I thought your list was hilarious – especially since my current toddler freaks out for similar reasons!
Posted a link to this entry in my blog http://www.parentingwisewhys.com
You’re too funny!