Non drinkers need to stop hiding behind NA beers disguised as regular beers. Here are a few suggestions for some more honest options. I know I would drink them with pride.
- Visitation Amber — What do you want more? Alcohol or weekends with your kids?
- Colt 86 — Keep the malt. Eighty-six the liquor.
- Let it Go — Face it, booze was never going to make your father come home.
- Coors Clear — Tap the Rockies, not the babysitter.
- Lead Foot Lager — You can totally drink me in your car!
- PGA Lite — Hey Steve, haven’t you broken enough putters?
- Parole Porter — Yes, your cousin is a total dick, but it’s not worth going back to jail over.
- Trust — Isn’t it time you had your wife’s?
- NotBud — All the taste, none of the fun …. I mean REGRETS. Seriously, I really did mean regrets.
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