After being a parent for over 4 years, here are 15 phrases my family may or may not have searched for on Google.
- Dried puke in slipper contagious?
- Lack of REM sleep and IQ
- 55kaw0jADHSASŚ*BOB*THE*BUILDER*iPAD*MOMMY*;;,,,,,nb
- Babies in African villages happier?
- “Fresh Beat Band” age of members.
- New parents + frequency of sex + normal
- toddler won’t wear coat
- Vicodin canada pharmacy untraceable P.O box felony
- “Jason Good” sexy + funny
- “Zan and Jayna” “Super Friends” + Racist?
- Is 40 too old to wear Jeggings?
- Angry Birds Rio level 8-15 cheat
- Images: “kids having fun at dentist”
- “nipple confusion” myth
- Dad poker night New Jersey over by 9pm
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Haha, that's incredible. I don't know that I even want to go back through what I've searched. Sometimes it actually makes me nervous that Google keeps track….
Me too! I recently read that the actress who plays Kiki is 25 although personally I think she looks a bit older than that. Maybe it is the bangs. http://www.bakotopia.com/content/fresh-beat-band-…
I wonder how many people will end up on this post by googling one of the topics on your list?
Just today I was thinking of looking for stories of happy children at the dentist.
ha, have totally Googled the ages of the Fresh Beat Band cast!
I think there could be an entire list alone for rashes….blotchy rash, chin rash, butt rash, etc.
Awsome…
I would be so embarrased if someone saw things I have googled over the last few years…actually its like a little memeory book of our sons life…. "aw remember how his hands were cold when he was a newborn, we thought there was something wrong…. or…..ohhh remember when he pooped green for a week!"
crap…now i need to goggle the Jeggins thing…. I thought 33 was ok – but maybe not….or maybe there is just a weight limit….
We've done some equally crazy searches. I think we all do, but I had to google "Jeggings", I had no idea there was a real name for that item of clothing!
my most recent search was "6 year old boy peeing every 3 minutes at bedtime" & "what to do with child who only eats pizza"
So what's with the peeing every 3 minutes? My toddler is doing this too and it's driving me bat-shit crazy.
Mine too!! She's 5, no infection, we checked and treated just in case. AArrrgh…I think she just wanted to figure out a way not to go to sleep!! So happy to hear we're not the only ones! Although not happy to hear you're going through it too!
the pediatrician thought that maybe he got irritated from the bubble bath he had and got some soap in his penis that didn't get washed out. Not a full blown UTI, but recommended daily thorough cleansing of the area and drinking lots of water to keep the stream flowing. After almost a week we've slowed down a bit, but I am still finding that if I don't rub the pressure points in his feet relating to the bladder & kidney's at bed time we are up every 5 minutes! I still think it is a bit of a ploy for attention, but he's been in tears a few times over it and that is really not like my son…
Mine did that too, took her to the doc, nada, ended up finding this and the doc never confirmed but it fit:
Pollakiuria
Also called frequent daytime urination syndrome, this is a common, although not very well known cause of frequent urination in young children. Most common between the ages of 4 and 6 years, these children begin urinating small amounts of urine about 10 to 30 times each day. They may also wake up at night to urinate, although not as often, and they should have no other symptoms and a normal urinalysis. Although sometimes related to stress, no specific trigger is found for many children with pollakiuria and it often goes away in a few weeks or months without any treatment.
I'm currently writing a research paper on the nipple confusion topic. Really interesting! :)
I've googled #5 before! :-)
Same here! I recognized one of the girls from Days of Our Lives (watched it during my mat leave with my now 8 year old) and thought there is no way that she is still a teen!