Day 324: The 3 Wise Men

I’m guessing it was a long ride to see the baby Jesus that morning.

Steve (Wise man 1)
You guys have any suggestions where we might find myrrh at this hour?

Gary (Wise man 2)
No idea. I think gold and frankincense are plenty, no?

Robbie (Wise man 3)
We have to have myrrh. I’m not kidding, guys.

Garry
Good Lord, Robbie it’s always myrrh with you.

Steve
That was my horse, I swear.

Gary
What was?

Steve
Never mind.

Robbie
He just blamed a fart on his horse.

Steve
I totally did. Sorry. So where are we going exactly?

Robbie
Bethlehem.

Steve
What? Seriously? What if we see my ex-wife?

Gary
We’ll just steer clear of the bars.

Steve
Not funny.

Robbie
Pretty funny.

Steve
Fine. So God’s baby is in Bethlehem?

Gary
Yea, of all places, right?

Steve
Why not Jerusalem?

Gary
I don’t know Steve. Why don’t you ask God?

Steve
Sorry.

Robbie
Moron. Should we pull off here for myrrh?

Steve
Looks sketchy. You know what? I don’t even know what myrrh is.

Gary
Me neither.

Robbie
Why do I hang out with you guys? Myrrh is the aromatic oleoresic of a number of small thorny tree species of the genus Commiphora, which grow in dry, stony soil.

Steve
Did you just make that up?

Gary
Thorny Tree Species would be a good band name.

Steve
Haha, totally.

Robbie
SHUT UP!

Gary
Sorry, geez. So you think this dude has myrrh?

Robbie
I hope so. His mom is a dealer.

Steve
A dealer?

Robbie
Well, myrrh’s not technically legal.

Steve
WHAT?

Gary
No way, man.

Robbie
It’s fine guys, he’s totally cool.

Steve
I’m staying out here.

Gary
Me too.

Robbie
Whatever. I’ll be right back.

20 minutes  later. Robbie comes running out of the house.

Robbie
Go Go Go Go.

Steve
You get it?

Robbie
Yea, I got it. Just go!

Gary
Should we smoke some of that myrrh for the ride?

Steve
It is a long way to Bethlehem.

Robbie
We are NOT smoking any of this myrrh. It’s for the son of God. What’s wrong with you two?

Gary
Sorry, just tired and bored I guess.

Steve
I have to go to the bathroom.

Robbie
We’re not stopping. Just go in this chalice.

Steve
Fine, pass it back.

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adequatemom says:

LOL! I love this. :-)

GBizzle says:

CLLLAAASIC. I would love to see a continuation..

Just Sayin. Its Gold. ba-doom chi! (No pun intended).

Amber Jager says:

LOVE. THIS.

Nancy says:

Oh, have mercy… you are one hell of a funny man!!

Jody says:

Hahahahaha…….ha!

shannon says:

HELL YES

dad says:

Oh, it's Robbie now. He used to go by Larry.

shannon says:

He had to change his name to protect his anonymity