A Bonus Clip Show

For those of you that recently started reading 365, here’s a curated list of 10 of my favorite entries about kids/family.

Also, thanks for joining the “fan” page.


Texts From Last Night


And, They’re Asleep

Dad, What’s Your Policy on Machine Guns?

Stop Crying!

Do You Need a Break?

Scared Straight

Scooby Doo

I'm a contributing writer to Parents Magazine, GQ, Psychology Today and some others. My book, "This is Ridiculous. This is Amazing: Parenthood in 71 Lists" is available here http://bit.ly/1exfm34. Look for two more books in 2015: "Must. Push. Buttons (Bloomsbury Kids), and an as-of-yet untitled memoir I’ve appeared on Comedy Central’s “Live at Gotham” and “Nick Mom’s Night Out." I live in New Jersey with my wife and two sons and enjoy making them laugh more than anyone else.

8 comments On A Bonus Clip Show

  • You are great! Hilarious. I just got both my kiddos down, boy (3) and girl (2) and I am so fried. Every waking minute was with them, and every waking minute was about them. And not it is almost 10pm and I need to go to sleep though all I want to do is spend some time for myself. But the girl will be up in 7 hours. Thank you for your blog and your reality check. Because this is real!

  • I just found your website yesterday so this was perfect timing. I read many of them out loud as my husband sat in our his and hers chairs after our son was finally asleep.

    After a full day with all of us having head colds we needed the laugh! Thanks.

  • Seriously funny. As the parents of a one-year-old, I can wholehardedly relate, lol.

  • This is the funniest stuff I have ever read. Consistently funny. I wish I could write like you. I can only just read and revere. And I do really wish I liked the beach. I want to like the beach. I sit out on my deck thinking I'll try to enjoy baking and sweating. But I suddenly contract an acute case of ADD and have to go inside for something….anything. And the 3 children. Why have more than 2? Because when you're 30, you think you're invincible. Because some person says a stupid thing like "If you have 2 you might as well have 3 or 6." Which seems like good logic. If you don't have 3 or 6. But when you find yourself with 3, you realize that you should have punched that person in the mouth when you had the chance.

  • Right now, I am laughing my way through these posts while my two littles make a giant mess of my house. Vertical blinds being ripped down, books EVERYWHERE and food smashed on the carpet. But I just can't stop reading.

    Bless you for your funnies.

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