Day 215: Approximately 3 Minutes Inside The Head of My 2 Year Old

Each of these “emotions” lasts about 3 seconds. I wanna play with Daddy’s phone. I wanna put on Mommy’s shoes. GET MOMMY’S SHOES OFF MY FEET NOW! I wanna open and close the thermostat. I wanna turn on and off the light on the microwave. Is there anyone here with a phone I haven’t played with yet? I NEED TO PUSH SOME GODDAMN BUTTONS. I wanna pick up the cat by its head. I wanna throw all the toothbrushes in

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