We no longer have babies and should — at least traditionally — have no use for baby wipes. But I’m here to admit that we just received a brand new shipment. On my list of priorities these days, “conserving paper” is right above “Inventing a car that runs on pee.” A year ago, when I changed a diaper, I would lay out a dozen of them, like I was setting up a game of wipe solitaire. We still have a container in nearly every room and use them now for a variety off-label uses.
- Degreasing my phone
- Crushing bugs
- Moistening a temporary tattoo
- Wipe-down the refrigerator handles.